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Mysterious Turtle

Does not blink. Has not blinked since 2019.

Warranty Status: Complicated

$89

Standard Delivery

5–14 business days. Pet may wander.

Free

Express Delivery

1–2 days. Pet is anxious.

$29

Unmarked Van

Sometime between 3 and 5 a.m.

$149

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We have your address. We always had it.

$0*

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